May262012
kapu-moana:

parrot-cay:

so perfect. 

one of these is coming to where I live!! bucket list:)

kapu-moana:

parrot-cay:

so perfect. 

one of these is coming to where I live!! bucket list:)

(Source: d1sneyw0rld, via grapefruit-splash)

10PM

(Source: hedge-hogs, via 12grimmauld)

April242012
I made this one.

I made this one.

March272012
March262012
10PM
resque:

tfios by ed-ingle on Flickr.

resque:

tfios by ed-ingle on Flickr.

(Source: resque2, via effyeahnerdfighters)

6PM
6PM
fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

 [Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [read the perks of being a wallflower] ” Bottom text: “ [immediately make one winter mix tape] ”]

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

 [Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [read the perks of being a wallflower] ” Bottom text: “ [immediately make one winter mix tape] ”]

5PM
“I think perfection is ugly. Somewhere in the things humans make, I want to see scars, failure, disorder, distortion.” Yohji Yamamoto  (via born-in-a-tea-cupp, konsui) (via 12grimmauld)
5PM
  • Woman: Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
  • Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
  • Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
  • Government: Too bad.
  • Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
  • Government: Do you have a penis?
  • Man: YES, YES I DO!!
  • Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
  • Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
  • Woman: But-
  • Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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